Tina Fey: illegal sex Vs. Creepy sex

SEX ACTS

I don’t know if it’s pop culture or not but men, all men (white, black, Mexican, Asian) have a thing for the tall long-legged blond. You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.

If the dude is a white guy named angus, make this thing illegal. Slap him with a restraining order and keep him far, far away from all blond-wigged hot-water heaters… That’s just illegal sex, dude! But if the dude is a black guy named Rashad, who enjoys humping his “blond” hot-water heater everyday right after his wife, Rashonda walks out the door… it’s not really illegal, it’s just fucking creepy!

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