Ron Swanson: I Could See Myself Marrying That Gigantic…

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I have to admit a major flaw in my otherwise perfectly virile perfection. I do watch the panda cam every night before bedtime. I would never do what she did because I love human beings so much I prefer to leave them alone…

But if push comes to shove,skies fall down, and cow beats turkey, I could see myself marrying that gigantic panda in the panda cam. But just like humans, I’d leave the goddamn panda alone.

The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

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