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Ron Swanson’s Take On Daily News: PetSmart Anti-Pit Bull Policy

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless. There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger. So let the...

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Ron Swanson On Daryl from The Walking Dead

I don’t care whether they’re gay or not. I love my boys just the same. I tell them: “Under my tutelage, you will grow...

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Ron Swanson On Wedding pictures

Why a before and after photographs? Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. I would give real, dark alcohols to everybody, clear...

White Feminists Are Out To Get You. Right Now! (HINT: Beware of Their Rides)

White feminists from Ainsworth, Wisconsin, are spearheading a nationwide movement called “Free white women’s dresses’ back...

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THE TROLLIST BIBLE: AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE? : Verse 5. Trolling the racists from here on out…

Q:What’s black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What’s white on top of black? A: Society And what’s the cancer pestering society?...

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THE TROLLIST BIBLE: AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE? : Verse 4. Trolling the racists from here on out…

“why is there cotton in pill bottles????? to remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers” 7 Billion...

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Charles Barkley: Britney’s National Holiday

Charles Barkley: I like Britney. She is pretty, she looks just like my wife way back when… Sorry honey! White people are happy I’m...

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Charles Barkley: White Women Got Too Much Pressure

This is a phenomenon called “Cloud Fartity” which if you fart while in the MRI machine will show a cloud around your magnetic imagery...

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Charles Barkley: Unintelligent Black People Holding Us Back

Why is everybody’s ears all perked-up like dingo as soon as one black man says “unintelligent black people”? I’ve been saying...

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THE TROLLIST BIBLE: AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE? : Verse 1.Trolling the racists from here on out…

What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a n*gga run faster Hahaha…you guys are too strong! Well boys, that’s what...