So Michelle Obama wants America to shape up. American kids and schools must get on with the Let’s Move program. Here are moms pleading with a few, brutally honest white kids to drop a few pounds:
Mom: How many times do I need to tell you this, Kyle… you better behave, that’s your third cupcake in 5 min! Behave, Kyle…Behave!
Kyle: “I’m being haive already!” (2 year old)
Mom: You’ve had enough happy meals, Amber. Food’s very expensive these days!
Amber: “Why don’t you get some expensive money?” — 3 year
Mom: Ok, children…you’ve all eaten way too much. So anyone who really, really wants to go to the bathroom, no panicking… just hold up two fingers.
Brian (Kindergaten): “How will that help?”
Mom: …Really? So your brother and your cousin get along very well, huh?
(Food obsessed, 9) Alexandra: “Are you kidding me?! They go together like balogna and cheese! No, wait. More like mayonnaise and bread.”
Mom: Scott, that’s enough food already…what’s with that box of animal crackers in your hands?
Scott: “The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken. I’m looking for the seal.”
Mom: You’re still eating? Even racoons stop eating sometimes…you know, it’s in the farmers bedtime story that I’m about to read you.
Max, Kindergarten: “If I was a raccoon I would eat the farmer’s corpse.”
© Story adapted from Rinkworks kids’ Quotes.