Brutally Honest White Kids React To Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move Campaign

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So Michelle Obama wants America to shape up. American kids and schools must get on with the Let’s Move program. Here are moms pleading with a few, brutally honest white kids to drop a few pounds:

U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama hosts a "Let's Move!" clinic with members of the U.S. women's soccer team at the White House
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Mom: How many times do I need to tell you this, Kyle… you better behave, that’s your third cupcake in 5 min! Behave, Kyle…Behave!

Kyle: “I’m being haive already!” (2 year old)

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Mom: You’ve had enough happy meals, Amber. Food’s very expensive these days!
Amber: “Why don’t you get some expensive money?” — 3 year

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Mom: Ok, children…you’ve all eaten way too much. So anyone who really, really wants to go to the bathroom, no panicking… just hold up two fingers.

Brian (Kindergaten): “How will that help?”

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Mom: …Really? So your brother and your cousin get along very well, huh?

(Food obsessed, 9) Alexandra: “Are you kidding me?! They go together like balogna and cheese! No, wait. More like mayonnaise and bread.”

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Mom: Scott, that’s enough food already…what’s with that box of animal crackers in your hands?
Scott: “The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken. I’m looking for the seal.”

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Mom: You’re still eating? Even racoons stop eating sometimes…you know, it’s in the farmers bedtime story that I’m about to read you.
Max, Kindergarten: “If I was a raccoon I would eat the farmer’s corpse.”

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© Story adapted from Rinkworks kids’ Quotes.