How many times did I tell you girl, not to have sex with a white boy in public? If you feel itchy down there in daytime, call Jamal or Deandre. Then the both of y’all, busy and going down each other’s business, will look just like the chocolate coloured seats inside that dark car. Police will need fucking electromagnetic night vision goggles just to tell where the seat leather ends and where your sexing skins begin. Black skins don’t reflect daylight, white skins do. It is called natural camouflage. Who the fuck said it doesn’t pay to be black?
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