1. All cheeses were not created equal!
2. Veggie burgers??? A burger with no meat…false advertizing
3. Supplements….The more you rattle the better you’ll feel
4. The eco friendly products allow you to offset the emissions from the rest of your life
5.Hummus. The only food white people aren’t allergic to
6. Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Flavour Free
7. The Blander, the higher the sacrifice, the more it can be moaned about
8. Tofu literally means “To fool Us”. But it really is just a cube of white jelly
9. Soy…the dairy alternative that tastes nothing like dairy
10. Pick your own goes hand in hand with…
11. No samples….disaster!
12. Organic…the extra dirt adds flavour
13. The price….If it’s not expensive then it’s not wholefoods
14. Trail mix that resembles what we feed the birds!
15. Green Algae….Supposed to make you feel good. Looks like slimer from Ghostbusters
16. Gluten Free Crackers…dry as dust and surely made of cardboard
17. Wheat bread is poison! Only Rye, Pumpernickel, or other hard as a brick varieties will do.
18. Grain Fed Chickens = Chicken with a Spray Tanned
19. Carob….It’s NOT chocolate
20. Why are we so hellbent on reversing evolution?